One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it’s almost Christmas and he hasn’t bought his daughter anything.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, “How much is the Barbie on the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie .... for $ 19.95
Shopping Barbie .... for $ 19.95
Beach Barbie ....... for $ 19.95
Disco Barbie ....... for $ 19.95
Divorced Barbie .... for $265.95
The amazed father asks:
“What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The salesperson answers: “Well, Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with ...
Ken’s Car,
Ken’s House,
Ken’s Boat,
Ken’s Furniture,
Ken’s Computer, and
One of Ken’s friends! /...next
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