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Barbie Gets Divorced!

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it’s almost Christmas and he hasn’t bought his daughter anything.

He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, “How much is the Barbie on the display window?”

The salesperson answers, “Which one? We have:

Work out Barbie .... for $ 19.95
Shopping Barbie .... for $ 19.95
Beach Barbie ....... for $ 19.95
Disco Barbie ....... for $ 19.95
Divorced Barbie .... for $265.95

The amazed father asks:

“What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

The salesperson answers: “Well, Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with ...

Ken’s Car,
Ken’s House,
Ken’s Boat,
Ken’s Furniture,
Ken’s Computer, and
One of Ken’s friends! /...next joke










 

 

 

 
 
 
 
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