Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to
pay you to do it? /...next
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