Why don't women blink during foreplay?
     - They don't have time.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
     -They won't stop to ask directions.

What do men and sperm have in common?
     -They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
     - bonds mature.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
     - So men can remember them.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
     - We don't know; it has never happened.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
     - They all already have boyfriends.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
     - A widow.

When do you care for a man's company?
     - When he owns it.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
     - His hand caught fire.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
     - Put the remote control between his toes

What did God say after creating man?
     - I must be able to do better than that.

What did God say after creating Eve?
     - "Practice makes perfect."

How are men and parking spots alike?
     - Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
     - They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."/...next joke