Why don't women blink during foreplay?
- They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
-They won't stop to ask directions.
What do men and sperm have in common?
-They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
- bonds mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
- So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- We don't know; it has never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
- They all already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
- A widow.
When do you care for a man's company?
- When he owns it.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
- His hand caught fire.
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
- Put the remote control between his toes
What did God say after creating man?
- I must be able to do better than that.
What did God say after creating Eve?
- "Practice makes perfect."
How are men and parking spots alike?
- Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
- They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."/...next