HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Caress her
Love her
Stroke her
Tease her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Wine & dine her
Buy her things
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

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