A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father,
I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know
how to say one thing.” What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They say ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes.
Do you want to have some fun?’”
“That’s obscene!” the priest
exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment.
“You know,” he said, “I may
have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom
I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two female parrots
over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis
and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying ...that phrase...in no time.”
“Thank you,” the woman responded,
“this may very well be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her female parrots to
the priest’s house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two
male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried
out in unison: “Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?”
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male
parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put
the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!”/...next
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