There was this "Husband Shopping
Center" where a woman could go to choose from among many men, for
her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in
positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The only rule was,
once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that
floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends
go to the place to find men. First floor, the door had a sign saying
"These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign
and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving
kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they go.
Second floor says "These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking" Hmmm, say the
girls. But, I wonder what's further up?
Third floor: "These men have high paying
jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And
up they go.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think!
What must be awaiting us further on!
So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on
that door said "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible
to please."/...next
joke
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